May I ask you something? Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for a living?Ħ6. I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.Ħ5. If you were floor boards i would take out all the nails and screw you.Ħ4. Oh, you’re a fan of Spider man, superman and batman? How about I’ll be your man?Ħ3. May I know how it feels to be the most gorgeous woman here? (Experts said not to use the words sexy or hot)Ħ2. I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup.Ħ1.
You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.ĥ9. Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!ĥ8. I would like to bet my $100 that you’re going to turn me down now.ĥ7. Would you like to help me prove him wrong?ĥ6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?ĥ5. You know you like me so let’s not pretend anymore.ĥ4. Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. Just where do those legs of yours end?ĥ2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!ĥ1.
CORNY PICK UP LINES THAT WORK CODE
I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.ĥ0. If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.Ĥ9. Do you think it’s “what’s your sign?” “would you like a drink” or “hi, do you mind?Ĥ8. Hi, do you mind? I’m conducting a study of what people think are the worst but funniest pick up lines. Were you talking to me? If not, well then, please start.Ĥ7. You look like you need a company, I am here to serve you.Ĥ6. Would your lips taste as good as they look? I would like to try them.Ĥ5. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.Ĥ4. Because when I stared at you, I dropped mine.Ĥ3. The only thing that you haven’t told me yet is your name. I want to commit a crime where I will steal your heart, and you will steal mine.Ĥ1. Can I just sit here and stare at them?ģ8. Your butt is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.ģ7. Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!ģ6. Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!ģ5. Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!ģ4. I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.ģ3. I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.ģ1. I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.ģ0. (show your phone with a front camera on).Ģ8. I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. What size shoe do you wear? Oh, let me guess. Boy: May I know your favorite color? Girl: Boy: Mine too! I guess we really are soul mates.Ģ6. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.Ģ5. You better stop drinking now because you’re still going to drive me home.Ģ4. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.Ģ2. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.Ģ1. Hello how are you? Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!Ģ0. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!ġ9. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.ġ8. I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.ġ7. When I look at you, you make me want to wish I wasn’t gay.ġ6. They say that kissing is a language of love. If you were a steak you would be well done.ġ4. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.ġ3. Please tell your breasts to stop looking at my eyes.ġ2. Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!ġ1. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.ġ0. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.ĩ. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.Ĩ. I’m a member of a boy band known as “Wrong Direction.”ħ. Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.Ħ.
Damn lady, your ass is quite bigger than my future.ĥ. If you were a fruit, you’d surely be a “fineapple.”Ĥ. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?ģ. To rate your beauty on a scale from one to nine, I’d rate you as a nine and I’m the one that you need.Ģ. Pick and choose! 400 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Linesġ. Here we have listed 400 funny and cheesy (corny) pick up lines and 100 dirty ones. If you’re going to use them to wow someone, make sure that you won’t interrupt his/her conversation with others as no pick up line can save you. However, this doesn’t mean that these pick up lines won’t work, there are certainly plenty of funny lines that are considered quite charming. Some people may consider you funny and sociable but others may see you as low on trustworthiness and intelligence. However, be careful when using them, especially the dirty ones. Funny and cheesy pick up lines can show you as relatively funny and sociable person.
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